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Sunday, May 24th, 2009
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11:21 pm
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| Thursday, May 14th, 2009
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3:04 pm
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| Sunday, April 26th, 2009
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7:33 pm - FYI
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The pastor has a glass of water, and drops a worm into it. The children watch the worm wriggle and wriggle in the water. Then the pastor produces a glass of bourbon, and drops a worm into it. The worm dies almost instantly.
“So children,” asks the pastor. “What does this teach us?”
A small child raises his hand and says, “If you drink bourbon, you won’t get worms.”
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| Friday, April 24th, 2009
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3:52 pm
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| Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009
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5:14 pm
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| Saturday, April 18th, 2009
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10:22 pm - Would better with no shirts
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"Legend of the Seeker" is discount TV. Like the bad $20-made-in-3-days sci-fi of the past.
But Craig Horner's body is worth watching at least a few episodes. I'm normally 'meh' on star bodies, but--*drool*
BTW Matthew is still hotter
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| Sunday, April 5th, 2009
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10:25 am
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10:17 am
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On Wednesday Senators John Rockefeller (D-W. Va.) and Olympia Snowe (R-Maine) introduced a bill to establish the Office of the National Cybersecurity Advisor. This would be an arm of the executive branch that would have vast power to control Internet traffic to protect against cyber-threats. The Cybersecurity Act of 2009 (PDF) ((Look it over, take time to pay attention to sec. 14 and 18.)) Before I go on I have something to say...This wouldn't be happening if Bush was in office. You know it is true. I invite you to stop, think, and imagine. Even if you are the most hardcore Obama fan and believe that he would never abuse this power consider that he will not be in office forever, but this law would not part with him. Mother Jones sums it up best, The Cybersecurity Act of 2009 (PDF) gives the president the ability to “declare a cybersecurity emergency” and shut down or limit Internet traffic in any “critical” information network “in the interest of national security.” The bill does not define a critical information network or a cybersecurity emergency. That definition would be left to the president. The bill does not only add to the power of the president. It also grants the Secretary of Commerce “access to all relevant data concerning [critical] networks without regard to any provision of law, regulation, rule, or policy restricting such access.” This means he or she can monitor or access any data on private or public networks without regard to privacy laws. Section 14 is the nastiest in my eyes. It tosses out all privacy safeguards on Internet use for all networks. (Bye-bye Fouth Amnemnt!) With this the government to go after private networks without search warrants.
Cut leads to links, but there isn't much out yet.
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| Thursday, April 2nd, 2009
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9:59 pm - Um....no.
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Muslim convert doesn’t see why she can’t be an Episcopal minister But Redding said she felt her new Muslim faith did not pose a contradiction to her staying a Christian and minister. "Both religions say there's only one God," Redding said, "and that God is the same God. It's very clear we are talking about the same God! So I haven't shifted my allegiance."
The imam at the Islamic Center in Seattle, Washington, where Redding prays said she brings the best of both traditions to her beliefs. "Coming from an example of wanting to be Christ-like and coming from the perspective of wanting to follow the best example -- the example of our prophet Mohammed -- it all makes sense then," Benjamin Shabazz said. There are many contradictions between the two religions. While Islam recognizes Jesus as a prophet, Christianity worships him as the son of God. James Wellman, who chairs the department of comparative religion at the University of Washington, said that while it is not unusual for people to "mix and match" beliefs, it is almost unheard of for a minister to claim two religions. "When you take ordination as a Christian minister, you take an explicit vow of loyalty to Jesus. It's hard for me to understand how a Christian minister could have dual loyalties," Wellman said. Redding said she sees the theological conflicts but that the two religions, at their core, "illuminate" each other. "When I took my shahada, I said there's no God but God and that Mohammed is God's prophet or messenger. Neither of those statements, neither part of that confession or profession denies anything about Christianity," she said.
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| Thursday, March 26th, 2009
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1:02 pm - e-Junk
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| Tuesday, March 24th, 2009
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2:58 pm - No. NO. no!
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| Saturday, March 21st, 2009
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11:49 am
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According to Pyongyang, North Korea has two American journalists in custody after allegedly attempting to enter the DPRK illegally. Laura Ling and Euna Lee apparently were in the Tumen region, where refugees flee from the oppressive Kim Jong-Il regime into somewhat less oppressive China. The international incident puts pressure on the new administration to resolve the situation and get the two women back.
This comes at a particularly sensitive time for the Obama administration. They have already protested the upcoming missile launch from North Korea, which Kim insists is a satellite but which the US and Japan believe is a long-range missile test. Japan has threatened to shoot it down if it goes up, and the US has also warned Kim about a military response to the launch. Ling and Lee give Kim an extra bargaining chip, and the media will certainly make it a very public issue.
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| Tuesday, March 17th, 2009
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12:37 pm - Mobile, Alabama leprechaun
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| Saturday, March 14th, 2009
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7:13 pm - Qizzes, I takes them
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| Friday, March 13th, 2009
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12:04 am - Torture and Gitmo! (Featuring Steven's Beheading)
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| Tuesday, March 10th, 2009
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10:51 pm - Beauty and the Beast (TV)
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I have finally made it to the end of season two. I have to say WHAT A TWIST! Oh, the end of season two? OMG THEY DID NOT JUST TO THAT.
And this is how you gut reaction review without spoilers. You guys should be glad I saw Watchmen opening night (11:59 Thursday). LJ cut peeps.
I also know that only one of you, maybe, cares, but I have fallen in love with it. When this show is good, it is *good*.
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| Monday, March 9th, 2009
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11:44 am
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| Thursday, March 5th, 2009
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7:40 pm
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I pause in my nervous break down to inform the internet of this most important news.
MICROSOFT WORD IS THE WORSE FUCKING PROGRAM EVER.
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11:43 am - lol
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Who killed scans_daily? The latest conspiracy theory is that the Hand of God may have done it.
Our research shows that kids who are allowed to read comics are 13% more likely to get infected with gay inducing spirits and have a STD by the time they reach college. Staggeringly, this percentage jumps up to a frightening 34% when teens are allowed to read bits and pieces of comics online.
I wanted it to be a joke SO BAD...
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| Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009
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10:38 pm
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